I read today that Gardai are afraid a mini-Mafia is developing in Limerick City as organised crime in the town gets stronger and stronger. There was been an upsurge in stabbings, shootings, robbery, rolling people up in carpets and the only people happy about it are the cement manufacturers who can't keep up the demand for concrete boots for the lackies and stool pigeons that get dumped in the Shannon each day.

Of course there's a very simple solution to organised crime in this country, just kill the cunts. Seriously.

The Gardai know who all these people are; in Limerick, in Dublin, in Cork, all over the country. They're not the type of people who skulk in the shadows, they're usually quite blatant but possess enough criminal smarts not to have their fingersprints (literally and figuratively) all over what they do.

So bearing in mind these people are well known what's to stop a well trained Garda unit being sent out to assassinate these fuckers? Just take them out one at a time. I don't know what nicknames they have these days - The General, The Viper, The Goat Fucker, whatever. Just shoot them in the head as they come out of their house and then run away really fast. Poison them as they go for a slap up meal in Beshoffs. Wait for them in the toilets of their local and stab them in the eye with a syringe full of insulin. Blow them up in their cars. It doesn't matter if their kids are with them, nits make lice and all that.

After a while even the stupidest criminal will know what's going on and will either cease all unlawful activities or they'll bugger off to Spain where they can be terrorised by red-tape and dodgy workmen as they try and buy a retirement villa in Alicante.

And that's how you solve organised crime in Ireland. QED, no?