Open letter to the driver of the 15B that passed me by in Rathmines
Dear Driver of the 15B that passed me by in Rathmines,
you are a cunt.
You saw me running the for the bus in the wind and the rain and there was still one passenger getting on. I know you saw me. However, that didn't stop you pulling off when I was less than 5 yards away from the front door. In your haste you nearly knocked an elderly man off his bike.
I would just like to take this opportunity to wish you all the ill-will I can muster. I hope your cock rots off, your bollocks swell to the size of super-inflated space hoppers and your anus is violated repeatedly by a farmer's fist before you're forced to drink the gone off spunk of a thousand tramps.
If I ever see you again I'm going to headbutt you to death. With your childrens heads.
yours
Twenty Major
ps - you are a cunt. You cunt.
you are a cunt.
You saw me running the for the bus in the wind and the rain and there was still one passenger getting on. I know you saw me. However, that didn't stop you pulling off when I was less than 5 yards away from the front door. In your haste you nearly knocked an elderly man off his bike.
I would just like to take this opportunity to wish you all the ill-will I can muster. I hope your cock rots off, your bollocks swell to the size of super-inflated space hoppers and your anus is violated repeatedly by a farmer's fist before you're forced to drink the gone off spunk of a thousand tramps.
If I ever see you again I'm going to headbutt you to death. With your childrens heads.
yours
Twenty Major
ps - you are a cunt. You cunt.
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I don't like seeing you upset like this.
Bus driver man, may all your children be born with small penises.
Especially the girls.
Sorry day for the 15B, and indeed all wheeled things in general.
tragic
Ciaran..
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:09 PM
They're all cunts. I've had them drive past me when I've been stood at the stop already waiting with my hand out. Fuckers, cunts, wankers, shit-faced cock-knobbers, the entire bastard quilping lot.
Posted by
Mosher |
10:05 PM
And a special double cuntybollix to the driver with the faint whiplash moustache and acne that accelerated like crazy all the way home on the number 15, yes I felt sick, but only because you made me, you dirty pricky tailgaiting fuckwitted glass of Pernod!.And no, corners are not pronounced 'watchit dere love'.
Posted by
fatmammycat |
10:28 PM
Accelerating acne, now there's a thing, FMC!
ps - A Pfeifferesque 'Miaow'.
Posted by
Twenty Major |
11:04 AM
15b,sounds like my mate Frank,he's an english bastared who came over here and welched off the state for 7 years before driving a bus.He often regails me with tails of pulling away just as some granny with a trolly has one leg raised to mount the bus.he thinks its Hilarious.I dont laugh acourse.I tell him you were asking for im.
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:52 PM
I clicked anon by mistake above.
Posted by
Tommy |
1:54 PM
You speak for a nation sir!
Posted by
greengirl |
4:48 PM
Dear Twenty, (Free travel I presume?)
Firstly I hope you can forgive my familarity in using your christian name. It was with the utmost glee and an uplifted heart I read of your awful experience with the 15B bus Friday last and, as a bus driver myself I would like to take this opportunity (on behalf of the driver concerned and Dublin Bus)to sincerely tell you to FUCK OFF YOU OLD FART. I must however praise the 15B drivers' skillful driving in avoiding the gentleman cyclist whilst still managing to strand you at the bus stop.(Two birds with one stone). Bear in mind that just because you are decrepit and slowing down dosen't mean the rest of the world will wait for you. Thankyou for being courageuos enough to post your photograph with your letter. Now all 2,500 Dublin Bus drivers can participate in their favourite pastime 'THE OLD FUCKERS FIVE YARD FLYER'A belated Happy Christmas to you and, Many Missed Buses for 2005.
Posted by
THE BUSMAN aka Alexander Wright |
3:08 PM
Dear Busman,
I hope you get raped on the number 10 by a UCD student called Tristan.
yours
Twenty
Posted by
Twenty Major |
12:25 AM
I arrived here by mistake, looking for route and pricing information on Dublin Bus. I am calling a cab. You're not a taxi driver, are you?
Posted by
Bernard |
6:49 AM