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Monday, March 21, 2005 

The Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign are cunts

I read with delight yesterday about some group of fucking hippy, do-gooder cunts who have objected to Ireland's football team playing a match against Israel next week.

Now, we all know there's a little bit of tension between the Israelis and the Palestinians - something akin to the problems that exist between the northside and southside of Dublin but obviously not quite so intense. So anyway, these witless twerps launch a campaign with a picture of an Israeli number 10 shirt with the words 'Say no to apartheid' on it as a stinging rebuke of Israel's policies.

What Jim Bowen (not the presenter of TV's favourite darts show Bullseye but of University College Cork), spokesman of the Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign didn't realise is that the number 10 shirt is worn by a bloke called Walid Badir who is a Palestine Arab and one of the most popular players in Israel.

He also didn't realise that 30% of the players in the Israeli league are Palestinian Arabs, that an Arab team are the current champions and that football is one of the only things that Israelis and Palestinians do together which doesn't include plastic explosives, buses and cafés.

Displaying heretofore unprecedented levels of asinine cuntery he said "To be frank I don't follow soccer. I am not interested in individual details."

So he's making a protest about something he obviously knows something about using a medium he knows nothing about. Now that's some good thinking right there. Bowen, who obviously is studying for a degree in 'How to be a stupid bastard', went onto say the inclusion of Arab players on the Israeli team was "window dressing" and described Badir as a "token Arab".

So after admitting he knows nothing about football he somehow thinks he's in a position to comment on the make up of the Israeli national team? Arsewipe.

People like the Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign do my fucking head in. I bet they're a bunch of crusty cocksuckers with fuck all else to do. If you're that fucking worried, Jim Bowen, get fucking over there and do something about it in person instead of sitting in the computer room in UCC releasing badly Photoshopped pictures of football shirts.

I can never bring myself to trust a man who doesn't like football. What the fuck did they do when they were kids then? Played with dolls or wrote poems or some other less than male stuff, that's what. Men who don't like football are not real men. Men who don't like football and launch campaigns against shit that really has nothing to do with them are fucking stupid arsehole cunts.

It's like those fucking twats who crawl out of a hole in the ground whenever somebody wants to build a new road. These so called eco-warriors pipe up "Oh no! You can't build a road through there. This is the breeding ground of the Triple-shelled arse-snail."

Did anybody give a fish's tit about the Triple-shelled arse-snail before? No. Does anybody care now? No. So what's the fucking problem? If these cunts continually get in the way of schemes like this then they should be bludgeoned to death and then we tarmac over them. Problem solved. People can go back to not giving a shite about the Triple-shelled arse-snail and we can get to where we want to go quicker because of the fantastic new road.

What about those urban crusties who hate globalisation and all that stuff? All those idealistic, shoot their mouth off wankers who complain about sweatshops and homogeny and they all stand around in their Nike trainers, Calvin Klein boxers and stop off for a Burger King or McDonald's after a hard day of bongo playing, picking the lice out of their mini-dreadlocks and smoking spliffs. Gobshites.

The shitebag do-gooder was never more prevalent than after the Tsunami©®. Yes, it was terrible, but the odious cretins out collecting made you wish it had fucking had the legs to cross Europe and drown a few of them as well. "But Ireland is a nation that likes to help people because we have a connection with every bad thing that ever happens in the world because of our own famine" they bleat.

Yes, what a caring nation we are. We welcome foreigners who want to live here with open arms and help them integrate into society (well, the girls from Ballymun do anyway when you look at the amount of mulatto babies). Do we bollocks. I saw Ardal O'Hanlon (a not terribly funny Irish comedian famous for his role in sitcom Father Ted) talking on a chatshow once about how Ireland, proportionately, gave more to Live Aid in 1985 than any other country. His shining comedy moment came when he told the chat show host "We didn't expect them to come over and thank us personally though."

Anyway, I'm straying away from the point here, which is that the Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign is typical of all these various types of do-gooder cunt that infect the world today. Ill-informed, oblivious to making fools out of themselves in public and would be far more useful if they were beheaded, ground down into some kind of food and sent to Africa to feed famine victims.

So there.

Jesus, Twenty, when are you going to stop beating about the bush and tell us what you REALLY think?

Geniarse, sir.

I read about the human shields that went out to Baghdad a couple of years ago. They all fucked off the second they found out they would be sat in the middle of a war zone, and not human shielding some five star hotel. Cunts. Probably the same cunts as your bunch of cunts.

The sheer quantity of bile you could distill from this post could poison an army.
Hats off.

Twenty, usually I greatly enjoy your bile-soaked rants - the more extreme the better. But what the fuck are you doing using a word like "mulatto"? I know you were (rightly) pointing out the hypocrisy of Irish pretending to care about non-white foreigners while treating them like shit once they're here, but there didn't seem to be anything ironic about the actual use of that word. What's next from your Big Book of Out-dated Colonial Racist Insults, "high yellow"? Or maybe good old "darkie"?

Mulatto, I'll remember that one next time a capochinno coloured person pulls out infront of me in their 84' starlet.
Did some cunt ask you for money this weekend twenty.That was a quality rant.

I didn't realise mulatto was offensive. I was using it because it's the word that fits. The dictionary says so.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mulatto

Meh, racist insults never go out of style. Black Supremacists use them all the time.

Black Supremacy, thats racist

the human shielding became unpopular when they realised standing behind israeli bulldozers was a bad idea and getting your ugly head on tv in the middle east might not mean what you'd hoped.

Nice shot mickoc!
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i'm one of those "cunts".....of all nations i thought irish people would feel for Palestinians for what they're going thru (expect 1000 thimes worse) after our experinces with britain..... the israeli team may have a couple of arab-israeli's, but who come israel doesn't allow the whole palestinian team travel away for games, wont allow them have practise in gaza or the west bank, they have to travel hundreds of miles to practice to jordan or egypt....

Twenty major - your a sad waste of space.

Anonymous cunt:

Your statements about Israeli restrictions on soccer practice are unsubstantiated bollocks.

You have been swallowing too much Palestinian PR and have no idea what you are saying.
Q: How many Jews are on the Saudi soccer team?
A: None, it's illegal for Jews to be in the country.

Cry me a fucking river...

I fucking hate football. But call me a pansy for hating that fucking boring game and I will chop your head off and fuck you with a broomstick.

Jews and Arabs; As bad as each other, except this time round the Jews have gotten to be the badder, what with their nukes and US Military aid. But fuck, if I was a Palestinian I'd be pissed off. Yeah, sure the Saudi are wankers and I'd sooner live in Israel than that hole of a place. But Israeli policy over there is bollix. So fuck up, motherfucker, if people are pissed off at something they have a right to protest, just as you have the right to mouth off like a bitch.

Hey, in response to the Israel-Ireland match. Im from the states and went to see that match in Dublin. I have an Israeli parent. Now, I saw all you protesting for Palestine but you werent protesting, you were fucking harrassing people. Yeah I might be part Israeli, but I dont fucking care, and I dont care about politics!. Im sick and fuckin tired of people who assume they know me just because im going to see a football match where Israel is playing. I got shit from people that assumed I was Ariel fuckin Sharon when in fact I was supporting Ireland with my Irish friends. I mean there were these gutter punk assholes that were harrassing Israeli fans with their kids going to see a game. Just to let them know, the harshest critics of Israeli policies are Israelis themselves (some of the most critical people in the world)but they dont know that because they dont know anything but what some fucking retarded band tells them. It was these cunts protesting that are the most prejudiced people, they judge entire groups of people at the worst place possible a football match. Not everyone cares about politics. Assuming every Israeli is pro Israeli government is the exact same thing as assuming every arab is a terrorist. Israelis would never bother any arab fans at a football match. However, whenever it involves arabs, its violence.
Keep all that nonsense OUT of Ireland, the people who were visiting Ireland did not have a political agenda, they were people trying to see a stupid little qualifying match. But there fun was smashed because of people judging them before they met them. Alot of Israelis hate whats going on and feel really ashamed, but the protesters dont care because they are fuckin morons. Thats like having people protest the IRA in the Faroe Islands when Ireland play. Keep politics out of the game and before you protest, realize that not everyone has the same point of view. That kind of shit makes people go against your cause, because they are affraid of you.
Thanks,
John

Funny rant and some of it is true but you can't be so insensitive that you don't care about the fact that Palestinians have had their culture, identity religion and life supressed by the Zionist occupiers.

This is no religious conflict either idiot who said it is; it's a massive violation of human rights and an Imperilaist occupation that must be broken.

www.revleft.com

Good point to my rant. I do have sympathy for these frustrated and victimized people. I believe that the Israelis should stop acting like the bigger victim. It breaks my heart to see people in despair. However, so many people that protested dont realize that when you protest in an ugly way, you hurt your cause. The same goes for violent protest. Pro Palestinian protesters are giving themselves a bad reputation and stigma as pro terrorism. They must denounce terrorism with their denouncement of Israeli policy. With all the terrorism around the world, pro palestinians should be more considerate because they are not angels either.
Cheers
Fuck religion, Fuck Politics, Fuck the lot of ya.
Up the Hammers!!
Thanks

GREAT RANT! THESE BASTARDS SHOULD STICK TO TOPICS THEY ACTUALLY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT - LIKE BEING COCKSUCKERS.

STOP dick-riding Palestinians and all muslim causes. You need to realize that they dont want peace. Ireland does not need these crazy bastards thinking you are their friends, then bringing their fuckin problems to Ireland. They are looking for support in Europe for their causes where they can set up shop and scheme.
They are Bad News man.

I hate going to Europe and seeing all the students wearing that arafat scarf. Is that some sort of fashion statement? because its pretty gay if you ask me. Does the scarf show your support for palestine? Also, I saw some lads in Dublin wearing the Palestinian soccer jersey. Whats that all about? If you like them so much, invite them to Ireland to play a match and when they arrive, go back home with them.

"I can never bring myself to trust a man who doesn't like football. What the fuck did they do when they were kids then? Played with dolls or wrote poems or some other less than male stuff, that's what."

Yeah - of course. We played with dolls, like there's nothing else to do in this world than play football, you dumb cunt.

As it happens I did play football as a kid, but as soon as I had doubled your mental age, (I was about 14), I realised what a pointless waste of space watching it was.

How pathetic that your medium for judging trust and how manly someone is, is by their desire to watch men run up and down, crying if they get a nose bleed or break a nail, and kicking a leather sack about. Hmmm, how manly.

So what do I prefer instead? I'm sure you'll rant about this too, but lo and behold it ain't barbie.

I'm a Computer Scientist - you know, the sort of person who invented blogging so your rant can be read by billions of people across the world. Perhaps not the IT community's greatest triumph in this case.

I care about triple shelled arse snails.

You sad,sad,sad,wee man.God help you,cos I don't think anyone on this planet can.I do genuinely pity you though.Maybe your mammy didn't love you enough,I don't know.I feel sorry for your family though.Hope you get better.Gerry

It was Britain who left the situation the way it is now. Britain controlled the British Mandate of Palestine until 1948 when they gave the land to the jews as an "apology" for the holocaust. Naturally there were going to be negative consequences, and Britain left the two sides to sort it out themselves. These two countries have different ideals and religous views, extremists are on both sides. Just like the north of ireland it is not black and white, not every jewish israeli hates arab palestinians and likewise. There are faults on both sides. Remember this nation was formed on the basis that 6 million jews had been ethnically cleansed out of europe, that's only 60 years ago, many still survive. I'm not condoning the settlements or anything like that, but there are two sides, and violence on either side is not the answer. Since 1993 Hamas has killed over 480 people, many through suicide bombings. Killing innocent civilians on their way to work or university is not the way forward. This only separates the two groups further apart. Mistrust and fear of the other group is heightening every day. This issue is very different from that of Ireland. In order to have peace, the violence has to stop. And referring to earlier, football is supposed to be the thing where people put aside their differences and play for the love of the game. It binds people in solidarity not bridges the gap.

Oi, Oi Twenty! I found this beautiful
prose of yours after googleing "FUCK PALESTINIANS".

And to the anonymous ass-goblin who wrote: "Funny rant and some of it is true but you can't be so insensitive that you don't care about the fact that Palestinians have had their culture, identity religion and life supressed by the Zionist occupiers." I say fuck you, read a book! Start with *From Time Immemorial* by Joan Peters.

Before the war for Israeli independence there never was a Palestinian nation of any sort. The
"Palestinian nation" is a fuckin Muslim/Arab fabrication used to try to justify war and violence against the Jews of Israel and to continue the ghettoizing of "Palestinians"
in Arab occupied portions of Israel
(i.e. the West Bank, etc.) instead of absorbing them into existing Arab nations, like Syria or Jordan, which incidentally is where most of the people of the alleged "Palestinian nation" actually come from.

Any way G-d bless you Twenty Major;
you have a new fan over here in America. And G-d bless soccer...er,
football, too!

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