Mary Harney is a fat cunt
Does anyone else think that there's some link between the fact our Minister for Health is a morbidly obese behemoth who's likely to drop dead from a heart attack or slip into a diabetic coma at any minute and the fact that our healthcare system is completely shite?
We all know about the lack of beds, the lack of funds given to pay the nurses who really fucking earn their money and should be paid twice as much as those cuntbag politicians, and the fact that people being admitted to hospital can expect to spend at least a couple of days on a trolley in a corridor before they get a proper bed.
Now I'm reading about Patients Groups saying the people in the corridors need minders because when they get up to go to the toilet they're having their trolleys and pillows taken by other patients or by hospital staff so they can get more people in the corridors. That's just madness.
And what about the people who come to visit the people lucky enough to have a bed, or those waiting on people in surgery? They're supposed to wait in the corridors that are now full of patients so they have to wait outside which means they get a chill, end up with pneumonia and end up back in the corridor they should have been waiting in in the first place but this time they're a patient. Soon enough there'll be patients in the canteens, the taxi ranks and even the little shop that sells newspapers and cheap flowers.
The minister visits the Mater Hospital, Dublin.
And all the while the government has been stealing money from old aged pensioners to 'pay' for nursing home care. They're fucking stealing money from us all over the place with their taxes for every little thing nowadays. Expect a 'Stool tax' one of these days were you have to weigh your own poo before you flush it down the toilet. Or an 'Air tax' where they measure your lung capacity and charge you every year to help fund their efforts to cut down pollution in city centres.
Anyway, the point is that we all like to think Ireland is a great old place and we're all happy as larry with this Celtic Tiger shite but our hospitals are like bush clinics in Botswana. It's third world stuff.
And what does the Minister for Health do? Fuck all as far as I can see apart from grow large with food.
Hey Harney, maybe if you cut your 'sweets and cakes' budget by 50% we could hire more nurses and build more hospitals you corpulent, swollen, porcine, blimpy, distended, roly-poly butterball of a oversized, meaty, lard-arsed cunt.
This government are a bunch of shysters and spoofers. Nobody should ever vote for them again. In fact, nobody should vote for any of the opposition parties either. That'd rightly fuck up the whole lot of those poxy shitbags.
Ireland needs a benevolent dictator. I've got a few years free....
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New Dangermaus - get yours now!
We all know about the lack of beds, the lack of funds given to pay the nurses who really fucking earn their money and should be paid twice as much as those cuntbag politicians, and the fact that people being admitted to hospital can expect to spend at least a couple of days on a trolley in a corridor before they get a proper bed.
Now I'm reading about Patients Groups saying the people in the corridors need minders because when they get up to go to the toilet they're having their trolleys and pillows taken by other patients or by hospital staff so they can get more people in the corridors. That's just madness.
And what about the people who come to visit the people lucky enough to have a bed, or those waiting on people in surgery? They're supposed to wait in the corridors that are now full of patients so they have to wait outside which means they get a chill, end up with pneumonia and end up back in the corridor they should have been waiting in in the first place but this time they're a patient. Soon enough there'll be patients in the canteens, the taxi ranks and even the little shop that sells newspapers and cheap flowers.
The minister visits the Mater Hospital, Dublin.
And all the while the government has been stealing money from old aged pensioners to 'pay' for nursing home care. They're fucking stealing money from us all over the place with their taxes for every little thing nowadays. Expect a 'Stool tax' one of these days were you have to weigh your own poo before you flush it down the toilet. Or an 'Air tax' where they measure your lung capacity and charge you every year to help fund their efforts to cut down pollution in city centres.
Anyway, the point is that we all like to think Ireland is a great old place and we're all happy as larry with this Celtic Tiger shite but our hospitals are like bush clinics in Botswana. It's third world stuff.
And what does the Minister for Health do? Fuck all as far as I can see apart from grow large with food.
Hey Harney, maybe if you cut your 'sweets and cakes' budget by 50% we could hire more nurses and build more hospitals you corpulent, swollen, porcine, blimpy, distended, roly-poly butterball of a oversized, meaty, lard-arsed cunt.
This government are a bunch of shysters and spoofers. Nobody should ever vote for them again. In fact, nobody should vote for any of the opposition parties either. That'd rightly fuck up the whole lot of those poxy shitbags.
Ireland needs a benevolent dictator. I've got a few years free....
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New Dangermaus - get yours now!
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Good man Twenty, that's tellin em!!
Posted by
maca |
10:02 AM
Good work, TM.
One gripe.
Was it really necessary to photoshop the cunts face on? She looks alarmingly like Jabba inanyways, so much so I'm fairly certain nobody would have noticed.
Posted by
Johnny5 |
12:55 PM
wow, original. Do you have any suggestions about what should be changed? Has Harney been minister for health since the foundation of the state? What an idiotic commentary.
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:26 PM
Are you disputing the fact that Mary Harney is a fat cunt?
I sincerely hope not
Posted by
johnny5 |
1:39 PM
I think you forgot to mention that she won't pay for cleaners either. Well,either that or the cleaners are lazy bastards. You can now go into hospital with a cough and come out with rotten bollox syndrome or whatever they call it.
Posted by
Tommy |
2:15 PM
Anonysniping. How brave.
Posted by
Twenty Major |
2:19 PM
humuorless bint anonysniping.
Our anony friend is obviously Jabba's brother or some shit, god bless him.
Posted by
Johnny5 |
3:31 PM
I wish I could say cunt on my blog but me ma would kill me!
Posted by
Nelly |
8:06 PM
Agreed.
If you don't even have the balls to post your fake internet name when you make a point, well, you become the cunt.
Posted by
Didihno |
12:40 PM
I haven't read such shite in a long time.
What does someones appearance have to do with their ability to do a job.
What would you do to fix the health system...
Continue smoking your fags and keep your moronic opinions to yerself, gobshite!
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:24 PM
Dear Anonycunt 2, pleaes refer to Didinho's post above.
Posted by
Twenty Major |
12:29 PM
and by pleaes I mean 'please'.
Posted by
Twenty Major |
12:31 PM
Oh good answer.
That certainly put me in my place ya dozy tosser!
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:45 PM
It wasn't mean to put you in your place. It was meant to illustrate the fact that you're a cowardy custard who, as Didinho pointed out, is too cunty to even make up a name to leave your comments with.
Posted by
Twenty Major |
12:49 PM
Call me Mary,
You fuckwit
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:41 PM
Sticks and stones, 'Mary'.
Posted by
Twenty Major |
2:00 PM
how dare you all speak in sucha tone about a women whos done nuthing wrong....you should all be ashamed of yourselves
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:09 PM
Yeah, Mary Harney puts most politicians in the shade.
Posted by
Johnnie |
1:28 PM
to all the people who spuriously claim that mary harney is not a fat cunt and maintain that she is doing a good job i have one thing to say. SHE SOOOOOOO FAT!!! SHE SO FAT SHE PUTS MAYONAISSE ON HER ASPIRIN. FAT CUNT!!!!
Posted by
niall |
5:36 PM
SHE SOOOOO FAT!
Posted by
niall |
5:37 PM
Mary Harney is a beautiful fat cunt. The best cunt is fat cunt. Once you get past the awful smell, and gross visual, the fat cunt is the way to go! Fuck`em fat!
Posted by
jo jo welfare |
1:05 AM
Mary Harney throws a wicked fuck!
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:27 PM
shit and fall in it
Posted by
jo jo welfare |
9:28 PM
Wat 'n wonderlike ervaring om julle so van konte te sien praat.,. In my land is konte seker die mees verbode woord wat jy kan kry!
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:30 AM
Guys, you never mentioned the fact that Depo Provera a dangerous contraceptive drug with a Black Box warning from the FDA continues to be injected into women in Ireland. That medical physicians continue to prescribe a drug to human women that they stopped injecting into dogs in 1973.
Or the fact that the HSE and IFPA continue to advertise dangerous contraceptives that have been rated Group 1 carcinogens by the Intrnational Agency for Research on Cancer part of WHO. The problem is not just Mary Harney it is medicine in General she is just the face of Medicine in Ireland, unhealthy. The worst part of the IMB and Mary Harney is that a poison with no known antidote contiues to be injected into women in this country just so that they can be rendered barren, but a simple herbal remedy such as St John's Wort and Ginko Biloba( a remedy used for centuaries) are being removed from the shelves made less available. That is how sick the face of medicine in this country is.
Posted by
Mary |
3:01 PM
I concur completely with you on the fact that Mary Harney a completely useless fat bastard cunt, man, imagagine waking up to that fat twat of a morning! That bastard fat twat should be put down for the sake of the enviornment.
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:35 PM
Jaysus Twenty your blog is like a bleedin bag of clitoris allsorts with anonycunts, clever cunts, fuckin' cunts and fat cunts. Yiz'll have the word cunt worn out and then we'll have to use something like "fanny" or "furry mound" or jaysus, don't let it happen "ladybits" Just discovered your blog while doing search in google for "Fat Mary Harney" so you know where I stand on the cunt. (Hey! I can see Scotland from here!) get it? Stand on the cunt! get it?
Posted by
shagminister |
10:39 PM
Ginkgo Biloba? St Johns Wort? Used for centuries? Perhaps so, but theyre still shite all use when it comes to curing or treating anything. In relation to depo provera being a class one poison, perhaps you would be interested to know that ibuprofen (nurofen) codeine, and wait for it, yes, wait, A THOUSAND OTHER FUCKING DRUGS incuding ALL ALKALOIDS and HYPERICUM (the active constituent of St. Johns Wort) are listed in the Schedules of the Poisons Regulations. This is not because they are poisonous, it just provides a lega basis for exerting some control over these chemicals. If you dont know what your talking about Mary, keep your gob shut. Tape it shut if necessary. I will help. That applies to the other Mary, the rotund one i mean. Stomach stapling? Fuck that, mouth-taping is the way to go.
Fuck all y'all.
And also, why do whingey little cunts feel the need to say things such as "you should be ashamed of yourself" "make fun of someones appearance". Fuck that, if you eat twenty eclairs a day, and get larded up, then enter politics, you are fair game. Dry up.
"But Waaagh Waaaagh, its a glandular problem!" Damn Straight. Its your fucking salivary glands that are the problem. They just won't stop watering.
Again, fuck you one and all.
Posted by
Spud |
2:05 PM
QUOTE: "What does someones appearance have to do with their ability to do a job." ENDQUOTE
So you'd hire a doctor who patentl knew nothing about surgery... looked like a half ton of hippo shite and sat there scrathing his balls to do that nose job you need with fucking nose goblins crawling outa his head and shit under his figernails then yeah...
The woman is basically saying ... 'I'm a fat fucker... and I represent the health of Ireland....'
If she can't get her fucking fat ass in shape then what are the chances she'll do that for the health of he nation...
You know where this is going pal... A minister should have some grasp of the subject in question... Her appearance... her appearance is not the point... who cares what she wears! if thats your point (which its not) I'm more interested in the fucking YEARS she spend swallowing every calorie she could lay her stubby fat fingers on... and then claiming she'll make decisions on health in my name! If Mary Harney is the best we can do then jasus we're all going fucking nowhere but the morgue... and that's probably crowded with trollies too!
MARY... your a fucking blimp.. feck off outta the health department and move into agriculture... Fat cow
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:17 PM