For the last six weeks i've been off work with a broken leg and and arm,i was run over by a drunk driver.But the struggle to get to the computer every day to read your brilliant blog is worth it as for a few minutes i can forget the pain.All the best to you.

I'm glad to help alleviate your suffering, Molly. What about the itching under the casts though? Does it help you forget about them or are you scratching away with a knitting needle?

Drunk drivers are cunts. I don't have a car. I'd never be able to dirve it anyway.

Did they catch him?

It was a she. I saw the foul deed happen.

Kylie Minogue was still reeling from your comments when she left the pub and hopped into her car.
From the way she was talking to herself when she drove past me I could see she didn't feel the bump or even notice Molly crashing to the ground in her rearview mirror.

Sorry, I don't know this. Who is Kylie Minogue?

Heh Molly. Apparently neither does Twenty. The blog post these comments live under should explain it!

Something similar happened to me a while back. I was sat in the saloon bar of my local fetish club, sucking down my eighth Slippery Nipple, when who should sit down next to me but pint-sized Aussie poplet Natalie Imbruglia? Well, of course, she started giving it all that with the suggestive comments and the bouncy li’l titties and the invitation to come relieve myself in her dwarfish, big-eyed company.

Sadly though, I did not have your forbearance; I went and stuffed her a good ‘un, only to find out later that she was an eight year old mental retard who had escaped from a local ‘home’. I had assumed that the dribbling and the vacant stare were down to drunkenness. I ended up doing six years inside for that.

I saw her in the street a few days ago. She was still walking like she had a brick in her knickers.

We’re going out for dinner tomorrow.

Why are all Aussie pop stars "pint-sized" and "child-like". Don't they fucking eat properly?

I'd give that Kylie something to choke on, though.

It's no fun molestin them when they asks for it.

A real man cries during sex from all the Mace.

This post has hit a new low, I applaud all of ya.

And still I'm laughing!
To answer your question Twenty,no casts due to the metal plate in my leg and pin in my arm.Yes they did catch him.He was insured and the compensation will be something to look forward to.
Now off you go to your fantasies about Kylie you manky lot.

I ain't fantasising about Kylie. Much. She's too skinny. I'd break her.

Molly, glad they caught the cunt. If you find out where he lives, I'm sure we can arrange for him to have a similar "accident". Mate of mine got knocked off his bike a couple of months ago by some little shit who was driving uninsured in his brother's car. The scrote gvce a fake phone number before racing off.

The fact that it was rush hour in the middle of a town centre didn't register with him. 50 witnesses gave the same reg number to the police and his brother grassed him up right away. Thing is, no insurance means it's a bugger getting anything out of him and my mate came close to losing his (new) job due to the time off.

Tell you what - I'll clobber the fucknut who ran you ove, if you organise someone to nail that bastard. No link then ;)

That just touches the cockles of my heart, Mosher. If more people thought (and acted) like that, this old world would be a far better place.

Mosher,sorry to read about your friend.I hope he wasn't too badly hurt.There's no link from me as I don't have a blog if that's what you meant.Yours is also one of my favourites.Thanks for the support!
I don't suppose Twenty bargained for this lot of comments when he started that last post.

Molly - Martin's back at work after a couple of month soff with a broken leg and arm. It's a pain in the arse having to take the little chav through court, though. I'd like to wait till the cash thing's been settled then run the twat over.

By "link" I mean, no connection between your driver getting twatted and my mate's hit'n'runner having his legs broke. Would just be pure coincidence, like ;)

mosher,sorry I misunderstood you,somedays the hamster in my head takes a rest.Glad you mate is ok though.Today I was told it would be 6 months before I get back to work.Either I take up blogging or find someone to fantasise over.Not Kylie though.

Or hobble through the net underworld looking for a hitman!

twenty you suck, old queen, piece of shit like you.