Twenty, I've no idea wher you are, but perhaps it's time you camn home, had a decent breakfast and clearly copious amounts of alcohol.

I would give someone else's right arm for that, FMC.

In the order of cuntishness, where does the average insect stand relative to PETA?

What about those sneaky bastards who regulate the amount of insect parts in food you voluntarily cram down your maw?

http://www.brunching.com/insectparts.html

PETA are far worse than any insects, even the dreaded AIDSipedes.

Not forgetting those cunts of all cunts . . . the Irish midge !!!

There you are enjoying the only day of sunshine of the Irish summer, sitting in a beer garden and as the sun starts to set and everything feels like a fuzzy ad for Bulmers this cloud of black, bitin feckers swarms up and starts biting yer lovely pale legs n arms that you've kept covered up all winter. You swear, you curse, you promise never to wear shorts n a t-shirt for the rest of the summer and to never drink outside again.

Now that people have money they forget that these little bastards are one of the main reasons we all travel abroad for our holidays - let's face it, one on one with a Mozzie, no problem, one against a million, bizzillion midges - forget it !

Just came across this yoke - pure genius - The Midgeater !

Fair feckin play to the people of Calor Gas !!!!

http://www.calorgas.ie/calor_corporate/latest_news/?id=48&q=

I hate midgets.

Nah midgets are annoying as hell but mozies are the worst, those fuckers eat you alive. Get yourself off to a Scandanavian forest in the middle of summer and you'll know what I mean. Viscious bastards mozzies.

Or horse flies, they're cunts too, always swell up me arms.

Twenty, I assume you mean those squat little Billy Barty-looking cunts who are always sneaking up behind me and nibbling on my bum while I'm sitting quietly at the bar with a pint. Always a good time for a fart.

Jaysus Twenty,
Spiders are arachnids, not insects
'Armadillo' bugs are actually crustaceans.
I is such a cunt, ain't I.
You should have left the outer case of your fag packet beside the dead bug, to let its' friends know who did it.
xxoo GER

Wasps are stripy nasty cunts too. A can of deoderant and cigarette lighter greet any wasps in my place. Cunts.

If you're going down hill on a bike, a collision with a bumblebee is almost exactly the same as being struck with a rock.

GER: Spiders, insects, millipedes, scorpions, water shrimp, crabs and lobsters are all classified under Phylum Arthropoda. In other words any nasty creepy crawly bloody thing is in this group. Of course it doesn't inlude snakes but that's another kettle of squamata (yuk!)

Arachnids, crustaceans, insects - O'Connors, Ryans, Molloys - all different families of travellers but still the same kind of cunts.

Can't believe I forgot wasps, I really hate those cunts and I'm fucking glad I don't live in Japan where they have these giant hornets that eat wasps and bees for breakfasts. They're the size of small birds so to Japanese people they must be like eagles or some kind of griffin.

Peter Griffen?

Pea. Tear. Griffin.

Anyway, I must quaff ale. Till later.

Lets get this down to it's base level and clear things up once and for all..

arachnids, crustaceans, or whatevers,

Do they have the abillity to buy you beer? No then they are cunts.

End

SFG

Thanks John Morrow,
I do rather like a good Lobster in butter now and again, and sometimes I even cook it afterwards.
Schmegma (formerly xxoo GER)

Members of the animal kingdom seem to be causing offence all round these days. Yesterday Noreen over at Emerald Bile was ranting about monkeys (the little bastards). Personally I hate Koala bears because the are lazy, ill-tempered, malodorous creatures. Spit roasting them doesn't help either.

Aaah leave auld Larry Gogan alone... he's alright... the rest of the 2FM DJ's are fuckers though

What is a 'flappy gee' motion?
Will I like it?

Schmegma

You haven't mentioned the worst insect of them all, the infamous "cameltoe spider". Here's a regular camel spider:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

Take a look at the the cameltoe version:

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1579

Scary, ain't it?

Koala bears taste like chicken-----i fuccin hate funnel webs

we've got meatants and heaps of flies over here in west oz. some just make ya choke when you swolla them, and you know that they've bin eating shit..cunts..the other fuckers, some are like fucken B52's, sneak up on ya then bite ya..the dirty fucken cunts of things..