To my dear readers I would like to wish you all a very happy 2006. May all your dreams come true.

To Damien Rice, Bono, Bob Geldof, dolphins, travellers, gypsies, the people from The Panel on RTE 2, Ryan Tubridy, Dana, Phil Collins, the entire population of Equatorial New Guineau, Bertie Ahern and his government, Chelsea football club, cloves and smoking ban enforcers I hope 2006 is filled with disease, tragedy and unspeakable pain.

love etc

Twenty Major