Love this quote from today's News of the World. They have a list of stuff that Paul McCartney's peg legged wife did like throw ketchup at him and call him an old bastard and left him home alone with the baby. This is just classic though:

[She] LONGED to have her own chat show—and FANTASISED about becoming the new Posh.

Whatever you might say about her you can't fault her ambition. Being the new Victoria Beckham truly is the pinnacle of womanhood.