A man is at his most vulnerable in two places.

1 - Asleep in his bed
2 - Having a piss at a urinal

Because of modern day underpants with their hard to hold open willy slots it's no longer a case that you can whip your lad out, scratch your hole with one hand and put one hand up against the wall for balance. You need to hold them open with one hand and your Johnson with the other.

Those few moments of weakness could be all an attacker needs to set upon you and give you a jolly good thrashing. Given the amount of people that are after me, especially at the moment, I tend to use the stalls when I have to go for a piss in a bar or restaurant or court house.

The door offers protection directly proportional to the vulnerability caused by the vulnerability of modern boxer shorts.

So I'm a stall man. What about you?

Apologies if this post excludes replies from the ladies but any of you that piss standing up feel free to join in the hearty discussion that is sure to follow.